Wednesday, July 8, 2009

Anagrams for Kristof

Nicholas D. Kristof, despite being a halfwitted columnist, has a name that anagrams well:

Cad Froths Oilskin
Factoid Slosh Rink
Chordal Fists Oink
Acid Florists Honk
Cordial Fish Knots
Cordial Fists Honk
Sardonic Folk Shit
A Codfish Link Rots
A Ditch Roofs Links
A Chinks Drool Fist
A Dick Lifts Honors
A Dick Lofts Rhinos
A Sickish Old Front
A Frocks Hind Toils
A Frock Stolid Shin
A Frocks Hid Tonsil
A Chinks Odor Flits
A Chinks Stolid Fro
A Chink Sod Florist

1 comment:

Matt said...

I think "Lift a dick's honors" works better. It could describe either of the ceremonies where he was presented Pulitzers.