I was challenged last night to find a cocktail that mixed Scotch and wine. I knew there had to be some out there but couldn't find any immediately; morning, however, brought this:
3 oz. Sparkling Wine (Chilled)
1 oz. Scotch
1 oz. Strawberry Liqueur
Pour Scotch and liqueur into a champagne flute and top with sparkling wine. Garnish with a strawberry.
I imagine one of these would go a long way -- towards making you projectile puke.