Schott noise

There are some fairly amusing entries in Schott's weekend competition (modernized proverbs); my favorite of the lot is definitely

"All rows lead to Rahm." (John Mihalec)

(which I think would have been still better as "roads.")

Here's a compleat list (I think) of my entries, most of which are buried along with the other 900:

Discretion is the better part of Valerie Jarrett.
Don't clone your chickens before they've hatched.
History retweets itself.
Make love not warts.
An Englishman's home is his collateral.
Old soldiers never die; they just turn into zombies.
A watched POTUS frequently boils.
All firefighters must pass.
Too many books spoil the Roth.